Can't We All Just Get Along, Bitches?

What is a friend? How do you measure friendship? Is it someone that you talk to everyday? That you spend endless amounts of time with? I can't believe that!! Ive had friends for over more than a decade, thats most of my natural life. Those individuals, I do not speak to often at all. However, I know that the love is there. I am assured that it is nothing to pick up where we left off... I've gathered the bulk of my friends in my middle school years, followed by a few tthru the highschool years and then there are my current primary bitches from my college years. I promised myself that I wasn't gonna recruit anymore for my team because I've come to realize that females aint nothin but trouble and I figured my wedding party is set!! But alas, in my adult years I have picked up a few more notables.
The point is, I've let new people into my life. I'm not saying that they're all wedding party hopefuls or even lifelongs, but I've let them in! We ALL need help! We all need someone to count on. Its not using people. As long as we dont start dancing the lines of taking advantage! But people are the number one natural resource to the human being! Some people even believe that we are six degrees away from everyone in this universe, not just Kevin Bacon!
In my lifetime, I would love for all my dearest to rejoice around me for a number of blessed events. Not every female feels this way. Ladies we all come across those females, that want you all to themselves. Perhaps to the point of obsession. They make you feel uncomfortable for incorporating a new element to the team, even if that element is one which they introduced... Its something I just dont understand. Its something that I will no longer tolerate!!
Bitches want you to be dependent on them and only them. They like to feel as though you need them. That you aint shit without them. They smile all thru out this process. They sell the friendship role. Behind your back they scorn you, they tell mutual friends how much of a burden you are. And lets not even mention your dreams, they can't promote your dreams because then that will mean you don't need them anymore. Well doesnt that mean in essence that she needs you? That she is a miserable individual who needs company? You may say why me? Because you have an inner light that shines greater than any outward beauty. People like the individual that I previously mentioned, leach on that light, they drain that energy. You ever come away from a phone conversation with a bitch who aint talking about shit? How do you feel? Drained and exhausted. This is not a friend!! She is the true burden! Getting e few rides here and there are nothing in comparison to the time and energy needed to sustain a needy bitch!!
Especially if you're a mother! A single female will never understand a friend whose a mother. Single or other. Your child might as well be a pet, a little toy. Something to pick up and bounce on their knee, but they'll never truly understand the strains and the heartache...
Bottom line bitches is be self sufficient. Worry about what the fuck you be doing!! Dont be worrying about the next bitch and what shes doing. If your repertoire of females broadens, embrace that, especially if those individuals are group enhancers! There is nothing like a team of Bad Bitches!! Be suseptible to change, don't judge books by its cover, be able to take a compliment from another female-- I mean allow bitches to give you props, whether you feel like she deserves to or not. I'm not sayin shout out every bitch but we all know a bad bitch when we see one!!
Im not saying that these are the guidelines to being a friend, but its definitely an outline to be able to get along with another female. Its not so bad. I'm not saying that every bitch is bosom buddy but at least accept common interests and tastes. If for no other reason than as a marketing strategy, you never know when that bitch can scratch your back later.
Im Miss K and thats the General Consensus

Presentation is Key, But When You Try Hard Is When U Die Hard

Okay I'm seriously bugging out world!! Since when did the dudes start tryna outdo the females?! Or is it that the females have slipped into to some sort of mediocre existence. Lets explore this for a moment:
Dudes must wear name brands! Its like the unspoken mating and socialization code. We all know that the dude with the cheap shit is way down on the pecking order. Dont try and deny it! Think about when you were in school and there was that real cute boy, but he might've had cheap shit. Thats how he was commented on: " Oh Kareem is cute but he is madd corny, he can't dress! "
In essence its really all about one thing, as Jay-Z and R. Kelly put it, The Power of the P.U.S.S.Y!!
OR IS IT?!! These dudes spend so much time focused on the " fresh line-up, fresh outfit, bout to have the parking lot on smash, " that they dont come to party and have a good time. Frankly, its not even about the P.U.S.S.Y. anymore its about the noteriety, the attention!! It's almost bitch like if you ask me!! Its downright gay in my opinion!!
The women on the other hand. You all are no better! You prance around here in your Charlotte Rousse, your Wet Seal, your Body Shop bullshit-- now dont get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with these brands! But these brands are meant to incorporate into your wardrobe as enhancers or backups to more quality pieces!! Dont you get it Bitches!! Thats the irony of being of a woman. Men have to spend that money! No, I'm not saying spend thousands of dollars on your clothing. But understand quality and fine merchandise. Understand that wearing your clothes is an expression of who you are whether it be your mood or how you choose to present yourself in life. Your life is your grande production! And you must think of what your wear as costuming for that production. What picture are you painting to the world about yourself today??
Also understand that wardrobing is a collection of pieces. If you collect quality, classic pieces over time and wear them at moderation you can begin to build a stellar wardrobe. You'll have things later that your children will covet. And thats a beautiful thing!! I myself thank God for all of the pieces and accessories that my mom maintained and later couldnt fit so naturally had to pass on to my sister and I.

So let me not get off subject!! To the MEN: We love all what you do, stepping out looking so fine and so pretty. But if its done to stunt and impress the next DUDE, then its safe to say that you're a chi-chi man, and you need to take that shit to the gay bar. If you are a hetero dude perchance out there, please recognize real when you're looking at Miss K, and her team! Yeah I know, a Bitch this Bad is bound to have a man!! Maybe we do, maybe we don't! Take your chances, and stop bein intimidated by a real bitch! But on the real if you comin wit some other shit its best you kickit where Beyonce said: TO THE LEFT!

To the WOMEN: Step your motherfucking game up! I gave you ALL a complimentary start, just previous to this conclusion. But I need for y'all to recognize real bitches when you see them, and part ways!! And dont be standing around acting like you with us cause that shit dont fly either!!

Miss K saying thats a General Consensus, Holla Back Bitches

The Khia and The Khelis's

Hello World! Miss K here with a topic that I think most would find interesting. In my travels and in this overall journey we call life I've come to discover that their are really two types of females in this world: the "Khia's" and the "Kelis's". Now you may be wondering; What exactly does this mean?
I can only break that down in a scenario. When in the club observe: Khia's " My Neck, My Back" may play, take a moment to break from your innebriation to observe the female that entertains that mess of a song. She's raunchy, she's slutty, she's trashy, she's scandalous-- basically she's NOT a lady. A true lady would only entertain that song in the confines of her own home, if at all. 9.5 out 10 times, the same female that would shake what her mama gave her to Khia would not to Kelis's, "I'm Bossy". She just wouldn't!!
Do you know why? Because a true Boss Bitch knows the appropriate time for vulgarity, especially when its sexual in nature. Plus a boss bitch does not need to instruct her beau to lick anything because that mufuckah knows thats a given...
I challenge all to do a field investigation! Request those two songs next time your in the club and observe the young lady that drawn to the dance floor or compelled to move her feet! I garauntee they don't travel in the same circles! I garauntee they're a completely different caliber of female. So it stands to say: Which one are you ladies? A Khia or a Kelis?