Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Khia and The Khelis's

Hello World! Miss K here with a topic that I think most would find interesting. In my travels and in this overall journey we call life I've come to discover that their are really two types of females in this world: the "Khia's" and the "Kelis's". Now you may be wondering; What exactly does this mean?
I can only break that down in a scenario. When in the club observe: Khia's " My Neck, My Back" may play, take a moment to break from your innebriation to observe the female that entertains that mess of a song. She's raunchy, she's slutty, she's trashy, she's scandalous-- basically she's NOT a lady. A true lady would only entertain that song in the confines of her own home, if at all. 9.5 out 10 times, the same female that would shake what her mama gave her to Khia would not to Kelis's, "I'm Bossy". She just wouldn't!!
Do you know why? Because a true Boss Bitch knows the appropriate time for vulgarity, especially when its sexual in nature. Plus a boss bitch does not need to instruct her beau to lick anything because that mufuckah knows thats a given...
I challenge all to do a field investigation! Request those two songs next time your in the club and observe the young lady that drawn to the dance floor or compelled to move her feet! I garauntee they don't travel in the same circles! I garauntee they're a completely different caliber of female. So it stands to say: Which one are you ladies? A Khia or a Kelis?