Monday, May 19, 2008

Presentation is Key, But When You Try Hard Is When U Die Hard

Okay I'm seriously bugging out world!! Since when did the dudes start tryna outdo the females?! Or is it that the females have slipped into to some sort of mediocre existence. Lets explore this for a moment:
Dudes must wear name brands! Its like the unspoken mating and socialization code. We all know that the dude with the cheap shit is way down on the pecking order. Dont try and deny it! Think about when you were in school and there was that real cute boy, but he might've had cheap shit. Thats how he was commented on: " Oh Kareem is cute but he is madd corny, he can't dress! "
In essence its really all about one thing, as Jay-Z and R. Kelly put it, The Power of the P.U.S.S.Y!!
OR IS IT?!! These dudes spend so much time focused on the " fresh line-up, fresh outfit, bout to have the parking lot on smash, " that they dont come to party and have a good time. Frankly, its not even about the P.U.S.S.Y. anymore its about the noteriety, the attention!! It's almost bitch like if you ask me!! Its downright gay in my opinion!!
The women on the other hand. You all are no better! You prance around here in your Charlotte Rousse, your Wet Seal, your Body Shop bullshit-- now dont get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with these brands! But these brands are meant to incorporate into your wardrobe as enhancers or backups to more quality pieces!! Dont you get it Bitches!! Thats the irony of being of a woman. Men have to spend that money! No, I'm not saying spend thousands of dollars on your clothing. But understand quality and fine merchandise. Understand that wearing your clothes is an expression of who you are whether it be your mood or how you choose to present yourself in life. Your life is your grande production! And you must think of what your wear as costuming for that production. What picture are you painting to the world about yourself today??
Also understand that wardrobing is a collection of pieces. If you collect quality, classic pieces over time and wear them at moderation you can begin to build a stellar wardrobe. You'll have things later that your children will covet. And thats a beautiful thing!! I myself thank God for all of the pieces and accessories that my mom maintained and later couldnt fit so naturally had to pass on to my sister and I.

So let me not get off subject!! To the MEN: We love all what you do, stepping out looking so fine and so pretty. But if its done to stunt and impress the next DUDE, then its safe to say that you're a chi-chi man, and you need to take that shit to the gay bar. If you are a hetero dude perchance out there, please recognize real when you're looking at Miss K, and her team! Yeah I know, a Bitch this Bad is bound to have a man!! Maybe we do, maybe we don't! Take your chances, and stop bein intimidated by a real bitch! But on the real if you comin wit some other shit its best you kickit where Beyonce said: TO THE LEFT!

To the WOMEN: Step your motherfucking game up! I gave you ALL a complimentary start, just previous to this conclusion. But I need for y'all to recognize real bitches when you see them, and part ways!! And dont be standing around acting like you with us cause that shit dont fly either!!

Miss K saying thats a General Consensus, Holla Back Bitches