Can't We All Just Get Along, Bitches?

What is a friend? How do you measure friendship? Is it someone that you talk to everyday? That you spend endless amounts of time with? I can't believe that!! Ive had friends for over more than a decade, thats most of my natural life. Those individuals, I do not speak to often at all. However, I know that the love is there. I am assured that it is nothing to pick up where we left off... I've gathered the bulk of my friends in my middle school years, followed by a few tthru the highschool years and then there are my current primary bitches from my college years. I promised myself that I wasn't gonna recruit anymore for my team because I've come to realize that females aint nothin but trouble and I figured my wedding party is set!! But alas, in my adult years I have picked up a few more notables.
The point is, I've let new people into my life. I'm not saying that they're all wedding party hopefuls or even lifelongs, but I've let them in! We ALL need help! We all need someone to count on. Its not using people. As long as we dont start dancing the lines of taking advantage! But people are the number one natural resource to the human being! Some people even believe that we are six degrees away from everyone in this universe, not just Kevin Bacon!
In my lifetime, I would love for all my dearest to rejoice around me for a number of blessed events. Not every female feels this way. Ladies we all come across those females, that want you all to themselves. Perhaps to the point of obsession. They make you feel uncomfortable for incorporating a new element to the team, even if that element is one which they introduced... Its something I just dont understand. Its something that I will no longer tolerate!!
Bitches want you to be dependent on them and only them. They like to feel as though you need them. That you aint shit without them. They smile all thru out this process. They sell the friendship role. Behind your back they scorn you, they tell mutual friends how much of a burden you are. And lets not even mention your dreams, they can't promote your dreams because then that will mean you don't need them anymore. Well doesnt that mean in essence that she needs you? That she is a miserable individual who needs company? You may say why me? Because you have an inner light that shines greater than any outward beauty. People like the individual that I previously mentioned, leach on that light, they drain that energy. You ever come away from a phone conversation with a bitch who aint talking about shit? How do you feel? Drained and exhausted. This is not a friend!! She is the true burden! Getting e few rides here and there are nothing in comparison to the time and energy needed to sustain a needy bitch!!
Especially if you're a mother! A single female will never understand a friend whose a mother. Single or other. Your child might as well be a pet, a little toy. Something to pick up and bounce on their knee, but they'll never truly understand the strains and the heartache...
Bottom line bitches is be self sufficient. Worry about what the fuck you be doing!! Dont be worrying about the next bitch and what shes doing. If your repertoire of females broadens, embrace that, especially if those individuals are group enhancers! There is nothing like a team of Bad Bitches!! Be suseptible to change, don't judge books by its cover, be able to take a compliment from another female-- I mean allow bitches to give you props, whether you feel like she deserves to or not. I'm not sayin shout out every bitch but we all know a bad bitch when we see one!!
Im not saying that these are the guidelines to being a friend, but its definitely an outline to be able to get along with another female. Its not so bad. I'm not saying that every bitch is bosom buddy but at least accept common interests and tastes. If for no other reason than as a marketing strategy, you never know when that bitch can scratch your back later.
Im Miss K and thats the General Consensus